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十八岁的面孔

2046年的心

不是正太

是正太的化身

师奶杀手

师爷也杀

外具花柳之姿

内秉风雷之性

临水照花

水仙做骨

孔雀为魂

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无敌腹黑女王受

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还是读后感。写了一半很饿，懒得写了。大家不要嫌弃。

 

小团圆实在是太难看了，强烈建议大家都去看一下。看了以后，就会知道，我们上作文课的时候拎个不停的主题思想啊。时间地点人物啊。六要素啊。全都是扯淡。人家一样都不占，出名比哪个都早。

 

大家千万不要误会，我绝对没有说张爱玲写得不好的意思。（我算哪跟葱啊，-_-）难看说的是，难于看下去。好像是汪曾祺引沈从文说，写小说先写好看了再说。也就是，为了让小说好看，你不能由着性子乱写，就像种花，旁枝长得好，也得剪掉。张爱玲好像不是作不到，而是不买这个账，不打算娱乐大众。倒也是的，那些实在不知从何处想来的奇特比方，贴切俏皮到刻薄的联想，凭什么让人家剪呢。结果是，拆开细嚼，字字珠玉，回味无穷；一气看完，云苫雾罩，像抽了大麻。跟整部小说相比，那些不惊人死不休之语叫人念念不忘，整本小说倒常常抛在脑后了。看了金锁记，就只记得曹七巧胳膊上的镯子，荡来荡去的钩子。看了沉香屑第一炉，就只记得葛薇龙的身体像牛奶一样泼出来，和沉沉的黑夜。看了色戒，就只记得王佳芝的六角脸，老易的米色的蛾翅一样的睫毛。都是一鳞半爪的。还有很多不记得名字了，可能我记性太坏，但是实在太晕菜了。——读张爱玲好像有点像读李贺，字句惊人，可是支离破碎，有森森之气。想不出主线，或者“全局观”，只能得到一个朦胧的印象，阴天，有点湿答答的，或者黄昏。达人说很像印象派的画，我觉得这个“通感”非常妙。

 

跟所有其他我读过的张爱玲小说比，小团圆，，，朦胧得最甚。读的时候不像是在读小说，倒像是偷窥别人的日记，要素们不分明，自然半懂不懂。好像作者根本就没有预备拿给人看——当然了，人家说了要销毁的，我因此强烈怀疑姓宋的小孩动机不纯，自己想出名——于是该十万字将混乱的时空，错综的族谱，诡异的人名，详到尽头的细节，不存在的主线和数不胜数的奇妙比方发扬光大到了极致，成了一部我觉得最张爱玲的书，于是也最难看。看完之后，我high得差点没昏过去。

 

一开始其实很抓人的，开头就是一个奇异的比喻。拿大考前的心情跟斯巴达克往罗马军的心情比？每个人都会有些奇特联想的，但是拿来跟我们分享，这是很慷慨的一件事。往下看，“雨声潺潺，像住在溪边。宁愿天天下雨，以为你是因为下雨不来。” 简直好得。。。好得让人没有话说。再往下就又晕菜了，人物太多，关系复杂，一如既往的加上诡异的翻译名（蕊秋，南西和愫细，—，—），不同以往的坚决拒绝给人物出场，交代或者背景。惊人之语还是很多，句句都好。没有什么露骨的描写，网上纯属炒作。很多其他小说当中的人物，都能在小团圆里找到，比如那个被老爷和姨太太挤兑的胖大奶奶，那个有着秀丽的刮骨脸的苏州娘姨，那个被父亲和后母迫得变态的少年。这些人其实都是悲惨的，扭曲的那么真实让你不敢不相信。 奇怪的是，你并不觉得张爱玲对他们有什么悲悯之心。更奇怪的是，你也一点都不觉得她很mean。——你只是很晕。也许，真的只是写她自己吧。懒得多说了，反正现在网上有啦，大家赶紧去看哈。衷心感谢颖君哥哥提供的资源，分享如下，厚厚。

 

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经过良师益友的不断鼓励鞭策和催促，高小寒寒同学今天终于拜读了一本儿童读物，名字叫做罗密欧与朱丽叶。读后感如下：

1，文言文真难看。

2，什么the hills啊shot at love啊算什么drama啊！这才叫做drama呢。。。死的也快，活得更快。一切有为法啊。。。

3，世界上就是有无缘无故的爱和无缘无故的恨，都像这样我都结婚100次啦。

4，想起来再写。

 

又，我也想看小团圆。知道得告诉我一声哈，不胜感谢=）

 

Apparently it is not a great idea to get wasted one day before Valentines day, which was why I had a very #@%$$#@^%#^!! day on Feb the 14^th, 2009. Also it is very dumb to believe that Iowans do not get out of their ways to make reservations.

 

Anyway…so it was V-day. One noticeable phenomenon was that, of course, every single restaurant was highly packed for hours. Honestly there isn’t really a nice spot in Ames or even Des Moines, but as you can imagine there are always a few self-claimed stuck up ones. So from those ones to places like Red lobster or Applebee’s there was no parking spot anywhere and people were waiting in line (outside! Just FYI it was still 20F) just for some basically microwaved food. Even Coldstone was celebrating the most profitable night of the year: imagine 25 couples sitting shoulder to shoulder as if it’s in a bar to have their gottahaveit ice cream. Lol. Well, I thought it was good. People showing their care and love to each other. Cute. But I also wondered where all these people are on a normal weekend. Do they like go out once a year or something? Same thing at the movie theatre. We actually had to wait in line for He’s just not that into you with all these teenagers and I felt incredibly rich when the chunky little couple behind me were debating about one small popcorn, because we had huge ones and huge drinks lol. Again I wondered where all these people are every weekend and also, where are all the non-teenager couples? Are they having a drink? But the whole Welch Ave was empty. Or are they already home entertaining each other??? Hmm interesting. Well, I guess indeed any day can be a V-day and any day doesn’t have to be one. I personally would prefer other things on other days rather than any easy-to-grab stuff on this highly commercialized day. But if there isn’t some special day through the year in your life, then you have something to think about. Actually if V-day is the only special day in your life you have something to think about too lol.

 

The movie. Carrying an unbearably long name, the movie still caught millions of eyeballs and was rated the top playing, most likely because of all the “costarring” celebrities. The funny clips, too, of course. I had been wanting to see it since last September. It was a cute movie, although not as good as the trailer was. Well I guess you might never see a movie that is actually better than its trailer, because if even the trailer is bad you wouldn’t go watch the movie, and if the trailer is really good then the movie can barely go too much more amazing. I liked lots of funny pieces in He’s just not that into you, like the girl who claimed she wasn’t psycho (because it’s like me haha) and the two women complaining about “Dump lines” (if you saw the movie you’d definitely know which two I’m talking about). It was a little too long and disorganized though, making it more like a reality show. Also the ending was kinda dumb and unrealistic. Rather than a lesson to blind people in love as it seemed at first, the movie turned out to be another “exception”, or fairy tale. When Jennifer Aniston was finally proposed to, almost every girl in the theatre went “awwwwwwwwww”. Haha I bet you at the same time trillions of guys hated it to death, lol. So yeah, what I was really interested in finding out was how many guys would actually go watch it, how many were forced to watch it and what they thought after watching. The guy to my left seemed severely bored. I sneakily looked at him several times and found that he kept the same position and same poker face through the whole 2 and half hours. Poor kid. It is really interesting to realize that most girl pals would think highly of the movie while guys would literally be bored, which makes no sense to me. Can it really be that different simple because of a Y? Anyway I think it’s worth seeing. If you haven’t seen it, go with someone you love, someone you have just met, or someone you are just not that into. Haha.

Enjoy if you d like to.

 

夜显然很深啦，我却清醒而窃喜中，只因为今晚的八卦颇有收获。其实八卦之间毫无质的区别，可是追赶明星就成了小报记者，家长里短就成了中年姑婆，若是窥探一代名人尘封的隐私，那便能获得一种智力上升的错觉，减少虚掷光阴的罪恶感。今夜八卦的结果是一，我实在孤陋寡闻；二，大家都不容易谁也别难为谁啦。来源不确，未必是真，但且让我列举一下我的所得：

 

一，＜我们太太的客厅＞写的居然是林徽因？
太太的客厅因为从来不在语文书当中，显然不如春水繁星和小桔灯脍炙人口；不见选的原因当然待考，但决不会是文字的关系。矫情做作的太太，争捧月亮的众星，乏味的先生，虚伪的客厅，唯一的、黑而且胖的女友，那可是我在该本选集当中的最爱啊（有书为证，该本书后来终于在那一页烂了）。说起言语之俏皮，情感之真切，人物之鲜活生动，讽刺和醋意之＂力透纸背＂，说实话，比灯塔啦小读者啦弟弟啦有味道多了。强烈推荐。只不过我读的时候从来没想过，这么不厚道，不宽容，不淡定，不娴静的一篇，写的倒是谁啊。难道太太客厅里的一群中，也有吴文藻不成？据说林徽因遣人送了一坛子醋，而作者则澄清说写的是陆小曼，结果显然是越描越黑。

 

二，罗隆基和蒲熙修闹翻，为的居然是张幼仪？
张姐姐也很是聪明，罗伯伯也实在糊涂，日后遭到揭发，也该自认倒霉。唯女子与小人为难养也，蒲熙修好算其中一个，他显然对这一点理解不深。不过话说回来，这两类的并集一去掉，世上大概就不剩几个人啦。

 

三，这三啊算我自己太不聪明，请大家尽情耻笑。杨绛老人家的小脾气是人所共知啦，有她著名的卷首语为证.＂和谁我都不争，和谁争我都不屑＂；不过sb如我，竟然不知道这卷首语还不是原创，而是翻译，同时代还有不少人翻译过。原文如下，大家都应该翻译看看，不见得就差到哪里去。
 
I strove with none by Walter Savage Landor
I strove with none
for none was worth my strife
Nature I loved, and next to nature, art
I warm'd both of hands by the fire of life
It sinks, and I'm ready to depart

且看这第一句，翻成了＂不屑＂，也算是一斑啦。

 

四，沈从文竟然还出过轨？至少是精神上出了。这个，算啦我也没话好说了。

 

我没有什么感想，有点窃喜，不光是猎奇心得到满足的快意，还有点小小的放松。文笔好的人从来就不缺，有趣味的人从来就不缺，博闻强记天赋异秉心较比干多一窍的其实也不缺。窍不多不少刚刚好的，仁爱的，是少的；品格高贵的，更少了；完美的，不存在。话说回来，什么叫品格高呢，谁也说不明白。中国字涵义的边缘，本来就模糊异常，而道德评判，大家都知道，那是最没有意思的事情。人人都挺不容易的，不要互相挑拣，就很好啦。

一季又一季的枯萎，不停地彼此伤害。这样的生活，有什么意思。